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According to New Scientist, an extract of prickly pear cactus can reduce hangovers. The test subjects had a rough time of it:

The subjects were given a fast-food dinner and then allowed to choose their tipple for the evening from vodka, gin or rum, which are relatively low in impurities, or bourbon, scotch or tequila, which are relatively high.

Taking the extract 5 hours prior, these brave volunteers experienced a 20% reduction in the severity of the hangover.
20% is not enough. I want 50% at least. Next!

Now that we have a little one on the way, I am noticing a whole other world... A world that includes this nifty little gadget, designed for little hands, but I kinda think I'd like to use it too: THE WEEMOTE