Must have been something in the air… Verbatim, but clearly some are better than others in the sober light of day
24 Art Exhibition – like 7am to 7am. Only chance to see, only chance to buy. Anything unsold will be incinerated.
Dangermen – reality TV show where people with hazardous occupations (like the fishing industry) go The Apprentice and become entrepreneurs. Because both involve risk and money.
AMSR Aliens – movie where someone makes a YouTube channel about opening packets of crisps. He learns that the speed and direction of opening creates unique sounds. When a certain unique sound is heard, for the first time on Earth, aliens hear it and attack us.
Variable Length Encores – it’s always getting that one or two extra songs, or not. How about the band always plays an encore, but the length of the song can vary from 10 seconds to 10 minutes.
Speed versus Accuracy – what if you aim something in precisely the same direction, but the faster you aim it, the less accurate you are. The more care you put into the aim, the more likely it hits the target. Even though the aim of each is the same, care and faith help.
Memory Blackouts – maybe when drunk, people’s brains work slower, like an old computer runs slower. Which means it is forced to create memories of a lower resolution as you get more drunk and more tired. Your memory cells have a minimum resolution requirement. When you fall below that, they refuse to store that memory.
Slogan for a Top Brand:
it is this
or staring at the wall
…literally nirvana vs being a zombie.
There are small steps to becoming friends – as in, not just one big sudden step.
Killer Pool Name Board – most of the names are initials or abbreviated, like Waz, Stu, Rob, LJ. One day all the names on the board waiting to play pool are the acronym of a nasty ancient mystical spell, summoning a demon.
What if Cosmic Rays came from a 4th Physical Dimension? Cosmic rays cause mutations. Beings or a consciousness in the 4th dimension aim those rays on purpose, planned evolution. They also create a feasible source for them in our universe, so we don’t think anything is strange.
Do nappy and toilet paper companies have monopolies or duopolies? Check for each country.
Dogs live faster than us – which is why they are bloody good at fetch. And why they don’t live as long.
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