— Bob-a-job-alog-a-roonie

Ensemble TV shows work best when there is a character you identify with. Friends did this clinically, it was almost impossible not to identify with one of the characters. Seinfeld did the same, but with far more subtlety, and maybe by accident.

So it is not something special to identify with a character.

Still, two from shows I have watched in bulk in recent months are extra fitting.

Mark Corrigan in Peepshow. Mark is responsible and intelligent but also socially awkward and despondent. He has a love of history, especially ancient history. He pursues a series of other women… wondering whether each could be “the one”

Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley. He is a self-described LaVeyan Satanist, and bears an upside-down cross tattoo on his right arm. His persona is an apathetic badass programmer that has libertarian tendencies. To say he is odd is an understatement.

Them two, combined. Me. 🙂

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I have walked past my fair share of homeless people, and where I currently live there are always at least 6 within 50m of my front door.

There are two who are just as unwashed and screwed up as the rest. But they are a couple. An obvious couple anyone time anybody walks by. Insanely happy with each others company.

I’m jealous.

Since my teenage years I’ve noticed that intelligence is a burden, and affects happiness.

And obviously being in a relationship beats being lonely.

If I could switch off my thoughts and live as them, I truly believe I would be happier.

But my potential for better happier is a million times more. So, chin up.

(pic isn’t them…)

 

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I didn’t know what I was looking for

And it wasn’t there

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Probably the most interesting and intelligent guy you have never heard of. Any visionary film director would be itching to make this story, and it has an Academy Award for the actor. Joaquin Phoenix?

Pyke became famous for volunteering to be a spy in World War 1, who got caught, but escaped the POW camp, from noticing when the glare of the sun affected the guards.

Pyke was the first Englishman to get into Germany and out again

He took up commodity trading and at one stage controlled 1/3 of the world’s tin supply. Then he became bankrupt.

He cared so much about the education of his son that he started his own school, with ideas that would sound progressive even today.

For instance: a lathe, simulative poser of many arithmetical and geometrical questions — apparatus showing the expansion of materials under heat where nothing visible may happen except with patience — a garden with plants (which may without taboo be dug up every day to see how they are getting on, leading mainly to the discovery that that is a temptation best resisted if growth is desired) — animals which breed — weighing machines graded from a see-saw with weights, through kitchen scales, to a laboratory balance — typewriters to bridge the gap between writing and reading — double-handed saws which compel co-operation — and clay for modelling, where phantasy pays toll to skill and effort

Before WW2 he organised a poll of German people to see if they actually agreed with Hitler (they did).

Despite all that, his greatest claim to fame was the idea of an unsinkable aircraft carrier made from ice. It nearly happened.

Other ideas were quite mad, like a pipeline for shipping humans. He considered that they would need to forego toilets on their journey. Yep.

In his later years he would often stay in bed to have more time to come up with his crazy ideas – getting out of bed would literally be a waste of time. This is the same rationale Mark Zuckerberg uses for wearing the same t-shirt every day.

At the age of 54 he shaved off his beard and killed himself with sleeping pills.

 

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This is purely from observing myself, but it makes sense also 🙂

We have all heard of the Mediterranean Diet. The presumption is the ingredients…

But what if the benefits come from the smell of food cooking.

Italy has a tradition of slow cooking, which means smelling dinner for hours before you get to eat it.

I fast to lose weight. Typically it is simply skipping breakfasts. After a few days it doesn’t bother you, the feeling hungry part.

But I have noticed, the feeling of hunger, the desire of wanting food, can be brought on by thinking about eating, or smelling food. My stomach physically reacts to both stimuli.

Hypothesis: thinking about food makes you feel hungry. Feeling hungry causes your body to eat its fat reserves.

Literally, thinking about food causes you to lose weight. 

 

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On the plus side – you get to order in advance, get stuff cheaper and quicker, and feel cool about it

On the negative side – people can literally take your money and run, claiming ineptitude. See The Coolest Cooler.

Has there been a study done on this? Good results versus bad? I sense it is, on aggregate, quite a bad deal.

There has been a study, by Kickstarter. It says that 9% of the time you won’t get what you paid for.

Sounds about right.

And I’m guessing the average supposed advantage you get from being a backer is 10-50%

And I’m guessing that many projects, when they sell to the public, end up selling it cheaper than they expected.

Conclusion: for entertainment value only. You might get lucky, but on average your risk equals your reward.

 

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This is a terrible idea, for safety reasons, and is not intended to be serious

But when I get an idea, I need to share…

One of the most impoverished statuses in society is the solo-Mum. Primarily because child-care is exorbitant, child-raising takes time and dollars, and jobs that fit are hard to get. Also, some exes are wankers and don’t pay up.

What if you could work with your kids along for the ride? Literally?

Here’s the concept:

  • Stereo-typical solo-Mum has a crappy car = equals cheaper ride
  • Kids are in the back
  • So only one passenger is allowed
  • Opens up a new market of passengers one step up from hitchhiking
  • Or… is hip with hipsters with a charitable and social conscience?

Yeah, it took forever, the kids were crying… but it was cheap as chips and I helped out a battler.

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This could just be me, but potentially it is a lot of people, but we just aren’t allowed to say it.

I have skills. abilities and passion, and they are under-utilised.

Back when I had a wife, 3 kids and 2 dogs and a dream home, my purpose in life was understood. Work, provide, love.

Now as a middle-aged single person, I am questioning why I exist. Every second weekend aside…

I have work skills that are un-appreciated and worthy of being unleashed.

I have romantic love to give and nobody to consistently give love to.

I have brilliant ideas – business, music, writing – that don’t get heard because I literally don’t have an ego.

This is not a suicide note. I am blessed with being pragmatic and the biggest optimist you will ever come across.

But I know that other people will be feeling the same thing, and not feeling optimistic.

I know there are people who feel that, despite their unique skills, abilities and persona, they are not being utilised. And that has me in tears.

I have a pretend political party as a space to put progressive ideas. Today I have a bold new idea. Forget Universal Income, I will advocate for Universal Counselling.

Free counselling for everyone. Free psychotherapy sessions. Free chats with a stranger about what pisses you off, and thoughts from a stranger on how to switch things up.

 

 

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Seven things:

I went to Fountain Gate, a large shopping centre, and had to kill 5 hours while I waited for my daughter to finish hangout with her Instagram influencer friend. I literally went into every shop and looked at what they had for sale. I literally had no desire for anything they sold, even for free.

I have been forced to do Kris Kringle at work. Buy crap for someone for $5. I go to Typo and they have a Kris Kringle table full of crap from China that you can buy for workmates.

Australians have stopped spending, it is an economic crisis. I am wondering if they have simply stopped buying crap from China that they don’t need.

Last night, at a house party with work friends who I respect for their intelligence, honesty and social conscience. A $600 jacket that looked nice but wasn’t warm. Someone who is starting to realise that winning from sports betting is not a thing. And someone on a high salary who has saved fuck all because she keeps buying designer shit.

At work we discussed what everyone bought on Black Friday. Nobody bought anything they needed. Typically they spent $200-$300. I was the only one who didn’t buy anything.

My daughter wants an Apple Watch. Desperately. If I win Lotto, will I buy her one. Of all the things millions could do for her life, she wants an Apple Watch. And she cannot tell me a single reason for why she needs it. It has no function she needs. She just wants.

China might rule the world soon. Might rule us. Tell us what to do. And all because we bought crap from them that we don’t need. How embarrassing. 

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Might do one of those things to make it seems more mysterious or ethnic

Remembrance nó Semblance

(I just searched for o with a thing on the top, bless you Google…)

That is the album title. Locked in.

I just need some tunes and all is good.

Everyone should make an album, given that a blind monk can (with technology, these days)

Just cause.

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