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This is from a dream. It should be a cross between Wellington Paranormal and those English TV series where a murder happens every week in a quaint village.

The concept is that so few murders occur in the South Island of NZ – the whole country only has 30-50 per year, so the South Island maybe gets one per month – that the “squad” is just one person. That’s the gimmick.

The show can highlight the diverse scenery, weather and societies of the south.

The police person would be odd-ball and have character flaws (of course) and will rely on improvisation and community participation, due to a lack of resources.

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Something seemingly not predicted by developers of autonomous robots is the mischief of humans. Consider these facts:

  • Some humans enjoy being cruel to animals, like burning ants with some focused light
  • Robots have no feelings or soul
  • People in Melbourne threw share bikes into rivers and up into trees

This month, 100 electric scooters will be available to rent in Atlanta, Georgia. The twist is that instead of finding the scooter, the scooter finds you. Using low-paid people in foreign lands, the scooters will be driven to where you are via remote control. The scooters have training wheels to keep them upright…

This sounds great until human instinct kicks in. When I see one of these scooters on a remote-controlled mission, I really, really want to mess with it. Tip it over, put something in its way, cover its camera.

And that is what will happen. And robot nerds around the world will realise that the future they have imagined is not so lovely.

 

 

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Fish and Chips is many things to many people:

  • England’s 2nd favourite food (after curry)
  • Cultural legacy in places like Australia and NZ
  • Most people like it
  • Affordable
  • Suits being eaten on a beach

If you look, most countries will have it, from the most north or south towns, to the most isolated, from 5 star restaurants in big cities to fast food vans.

It could be described as a food that brings people together.

It is a great excuse to traverse the world, seeking the best, worst and ordinary fish and chips, and the stories of course.

I have already embarked on one of the more extensive fish and chips odysseys, reviews of every fish and chips provider in greater Ballarat

 

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AKA: Vet For Hire

Plenty of times in movies/tv, when a criminal is shot, they go to a vet to be treated.

There’s potential for a tv series to revolve around such a vet.

The mob aspect is important, but doesn’t need to be what the show is only about – after all, bad guys don’t get shot every day.

The vet could be a woman, but is someone who doesn’t get a lot of business because of X (midget, ugly, Tourette’s whatever). So their clientele tend to be oddball, and income low.

The vet is older and has a dark past unrelated to the vet profession. Possibly a serious drug problem. Vets can get drugs…

Might work for owners of illegal exotic animals, or pet thieves, or dodgy horse trainers.

Better Call Saul vibe

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I don’t think any other country has 4 professional football leagues. Australia has AFL, Soccer, Rugby Union and Rugby League.

It is too much. None will voluntarily quit, so I propose that any state can only have 3 codes.

Queensland – no soccer
NSW – no AFL
ACT – no AFL
VIC – no rugby league
WA – no rugby union

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Think Chopper the Aussie prison movie (brilliant).

But the inmates are fictional versions (names are changed, that’s all) of real life comedians, some of whom are in prison, and some could be, for #metwo or tax fraud or whatever:

Bill Cosby
Eddie Murphy
Aziz Ansari
Jerry Seinfeld
Louis C.K.

Could be anyone, the idea is they are the odd couple x5, a bunch of famous people with big personalities who used to make people laugh, and are now all sad f%^cks who are stuck with each other in a special famous people cell block.

Throw in some non-comedians as well, like Trump.

Think Krusty the Clown.

Desperately sad, with traces of humour.

 

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Start a gym that costs more than most, billed monthly.

Keep a track of people’s visits (combine with facial recognition or something to stop cheaters).

If you visit on 70 different days during the year, the whole next year is free.

People will think that is not much more than once a week, which is easy if they were planning three times a week.

People will assume they will reach the goal, so in their mind the monthly fee is half what it is.

Yet few will actually achieve it.

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William Shakespeare was two people in one:

  • a wealthy grain merchant who did nothing else of importance in Stratford-upon-Avon, with a modest education
  • an impoverished playwright and actor in London

This has caused many to presume the actual author was someone else.

A problem with history is that we take everything as being fact. For example, Plato’s description of Atlantis is clearly no place on Earth, yet he seemed convinced. No Atlantis-hunters (except for me) have suggested that the Atlanteans lied about their home so their real home could stay a secret.

Graham Phillips and Martin Keatman suggest that the truth was hidden because Shakespeare was actually a spy for Queen Elizabeth.  He associated with others who were spies… Christopher Marlow was thought to be a spy. You really need to read the book by Phillips and Keatman. The point being – it would make an amazing movie.

 

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Obviously 2020 will be remembered as the year we faced a pandemic.

But individually, psychologically, we will be facing our fears.

  1. Fear of the Unknown. We live in a very cosy, predictable world. The coronavirus is an absolute shock to the system. Even if we only remember the toilet paper crisis, this will leave a mark on everyone
  2. Fear of Ourselves. It is unprecedented, that so many people are forced to stop and think about their lives. Expect millions of breakups, and thousands of declarations of love. There will be suicides. We are putting our hectic lives on pause and examining ourselves.
  3. Fear of Our Potential. If you let it, staying at home for a few weeks could mean that the book, poem, song you always meant to write will come into existence. We might also decide that we have no potential, and that is scary.
  4. Fear for Family, Friends & Society. I guarantee, to some degree, going forward, we will have more respect for others. Surviving a common challenge does that. Without a doubt, beyond this, we will be more loving to others, close and far.
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There is so much wrong with this Netflix show, you could literally fill a book. It was one of those rare occasions that I watched something to the end because it was so bad I was in shock.

*** SPOILER ALERT ***

The initial premise is good, every October monsters emerge and a husband and wife hunt and kill them. I thought, hey its like Buffy, fun!

Why October? Well that is one of many teases that never go anywhere. Beyond the first episode it is never mentioned again, despite it being the name of the show. I have read that the majority of the show has nothing to do with the comics it is based on…

There is a lot going on. It is like the writers came up with 50 ideas, and instead of choosing which would work best, they threw them all in. In some cases in seems they were setting things up for the next series, which demonstrates how delusional they are.

The show has:

  • afterlife
  • resurrection
  • soldiers
  • conspiracies
  • rape
  • suicide
  • returning home to your past life
  • infidelity
  • sexuality
  • family dramas
  • inter-species teamwork
  • hundreds of expendable soldiers
  • telepathy
  • a seance
  • seeing the future
  • psycho-kinetic powers
  • police sleuthing
  • hacking
  • a house with AI
  • secret rooms
  • a cyborg who has been hiding in the woods for a year
  • college football
  • teen party while the parents are away

Pointless high school situations about sexuality and friendship.

The son is obnoxiously cocky.

We have zero hints at why the monsters exist, but they seem to have formed an alliance, using a language that is not native to anyone of them, like they all learned Esperanto for fun.

The “tech” is laughable. The husband and wife have wristwatches that let them track down any monster, but doesn’t alert them when one is nearby.

Characters have powers that they use sometimes, but forget about when they could be useful.

The police are Dukes of Hazzard level stupid.

The Presidio are at the same time studying monsters and wiping them all out.

There is so much going on, but they still find time for boring scenes with inane dialogue that serve no point.

The husband and wife adopted warlocks even though they are on a mission to destroy all warlocks.

Virtually every character dies or almost dies or wasn’t dead after all. I think two main characters were both in hospital bleeding to death at the same time, but we forget about one of them.

Relationships that have multiple arcs in one episode. The gay son gets a boyfriend, they break up, they get back together and they break up, in a single afternoon.

Dead warlocks are resurrected in teenage hosts, only to go, yeah nah, I think I’ll be dead again.

Half the scenes are in the same woods, even when they are in different towns or even states. It reeks of low-budget.

The key monsters are called Warlocks, which makes no sense. A random name would be better than a name associated with a terrible movie.

Very uninteresting characters with bad acting.

The kids spend the first two episodes speaking Japanese, and then never again.

The warlock who is on a life or death mission to get her kids back, in the end decides it doesn’t matter any more.

A cliffhanger of a monster growling in the dark – tune in to see what it is!

Everyone betrays someone else

Very basic things like continuity are ignored. Middle of the day becomes night in real time in 5 minutes.

The Mum gets told she needs to get her car registered or she will be arrested. She is filthy rich. But, it is a cool car, so she doesn’t bother, that’s how bad-ass she is. No, stupid she is.

Every episode starts a story arc that we never see again.

I think the worst thing is tone. They could have played it for laughs, or made it dark and moody. But it switches tone from one scene to the next. The poor actors are almost shrugging their shoulders, guessing how to play their characters. Like nobody is in charge.

My words cannot do justice to how bad this TV series is. So check it out!

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