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The Prisoner, from the 60s, is one of my all time favourite TV shows, and very prescient. However it has numerous flaws, including the stupid suffocating balloon.

It could do with a major reimagining, while keeping the core aspects:

  • everything is monitored
  • lead is a hero spy
  • they try to indoctrinate him
  • he relentlessly tries to escape

Whether you stage it in Portmeirion again, or some isolated village, or a city suburb… you need a believable mechanism that stops him escaping. Wayward Pines had monsters. It can’t be a bloody balloon.

Ideas:

  • an implant that doses you with heroin when you reach the perimeter
  • Robocops
  • demons or aliens – it would add a layer to things
  • retinal implants that make you blind (when you reach the perimeter)
  • incidents that play to your profile, like a woman in distress, or alluring temptations

Or everyone could just be conditioned using a combination of drugs in the water and propoganda

Or a multiple combination of the above, for an outlandish level of layers.

The tone could be incredulous exasperation. Ridiculously unbelievable but real.

And for an extra layer, people start dying, and people that the hero trust tell him it is a game of survivalism, dog eat dog, Battle Royale.

The propaganda could be made fun, with “Let’s Make X Great Again” catch-phrases, and guilty pleasure pop songs front and centre.

The original storyline needs to go. It shouldn’t be about politics, but rather are you part of society or not. Think your own mind, or not. Throw in big aspects of The Truman Show. And Big Brother.

Other ideas:

  • No cash. Everyone uses a card that is tracked
  • Only one type of phone / phone service. Run by a mysterious mega-corporation
  • When he escapes to the next town/suburb, it is the same situation all over again
  • No time. No news. How goods arrive is a mystery
  • Everyone has a service job. There is no manufacture
  • People worship a sigil that defines everything that is good
  • Children are unusually bright
  • People disappear when they turn 60

Actually, do a Stranger Things. Liberally steal from The Truman Show, Wayward Pines, Big Brother and The Prisoner.

Cast Matt Damon as the lead. He has done spy, and stranger in a strange land more the once.

 

 

 

 

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I love reverse psychology, so here’s a concept for you: deliberately create an association that supports the rights to bear arms, for people who will scare America the most:

  • black
  • immigrant
  • 18 years old
  • mentally ill
  • listens to death metal
  • Christian
  • plays violent video games
  • own assault rifles
  • form militia
  • openly say they hate rich white men

Find a bunch of kids who tick every box (or at least can convince as much…), get them organised, give them publicity, and watch how the public and government respond.

It could be one of the greatest pranks ever, and change the USA for the better.

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Many Sci-Fi authors have looked into the idea of humans “terraforming” other planets, changing the landscape and even climate to suit human habitation.

But what if aliens decided to terraform our planet, tomorrow?

What if some teen friends (ET, Goonies, Stranger Things) are at ground zero, witness the UFO, notice the gradual change in their environment?

Plants mutate, grow and spread everywhere, animals become more sentient, humans start acting weird, and it rains a lot.

Why aren’t our heroes affected? Well one of them has a conspiracy theory nut father, and they hide in his Faraday cage when they see the UFO. We never know the method of the terraforming (because the humans don’t either), but you could infer it was generated using electro-magnetic energy.

Every episode their world transforms more, and by the season’s end everywhere is a jungle, most humans are dead or mad, animals are starting to take control, and at the end of the last episode, a UFO returns.

Season 2 could be Predator meets Walking Dead meets Red Dawn.

 I’m aware of Defiance, but this is a completely different take…

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group)

Nothing in 2 years. They started out doing things for fun, and then they got political. But I guess it was hard for hackers to find serious missions, because ultimately hackers are loners without belief in collective goals.

I have an idea…

Anonymous, but in the real world, as in protests and ecoterrorism and animal rights.
A clearly defined set of goals and guidelines (as in nobody gets hurt).
A leader who has legally distanced themselves from all actions (as in Julian Assange).
Open discussion board on the Dark Web, with directives.
Private discussion board on the Dark Web, by in person invitation only.
A top level private discussion amongst secret leaders.

All it needs is some well-defined goals, publicity and a leader. Second-coming for Assange?

Here’s an idea: tag shaming. Corporations that have done wrong get their premises graffiti tagged with the logo of Anonymous or similar. All premises, over night. And if they get wind of it, they will suffer the costs and embarrassment of hiring security.

 

 

 

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I find it interesting how (American) people with one African American parent and one white parent can have their ethnicity described or celebrated differently, according to the situation.

If Wentworth Miller (Prison Break star) had become US president instead of Obama would he be described as the first black president?

Meghan Markle is being described in the UK as “mixed race”.

If Barack Obama married a British royal, would be called black or African American or mixed race?

Seems to me that both culture and looks/skin tone are factors in how they are described. More common around the world, people of mixed race have had their own racial definition, like mulatto in Latin America or coloured in South Africa. Mulatto was used in the USA until 80 years ago, and was seemingly dropped for racial reasons, as racists thought people needed to be either black or white.

I guess one day race will disappear as races, and racial looks, mix more and more. But until then it will be a label, sometimes for racist reasons, but mainly it’s just an easy way to describe someone’s looks, like pretty/ugly, tall/short, fat/skinny, redhead/blonde or walks with a limp. It’s just a lazy description.

And meanwhile there will be a growth in “racial identity” which can be as different to how you are born as transgender people.

 

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Here’s the article:
https://www.pressreader.com/australia/money-magazine-australia/20171102/281663960248262

The author is co-founder of a site that tells people they can make money from buying classic cars, so he definitely has a motive to convince people that it is very profitable. As examples, he shows 6 models of sports care that have doubled in value, or more, in just one year. Clearly that seems fishy.

Here’s the problem – he didn’t take into account the age or condition of the vehicles. And they are all rare enough that looking on a particular day can offer a great variety in prices.
For example, Datsun 240Z. He says they were selling for $42,000 in July 2016 and $98,000 in July 2017 (funny how he using July numbers for a November issue…).

I look on carsales.com.au today and there are 11 for sale, ranging from $21,000 to $80,000. The average is around $55,000.  Some have done 100,000 kilometres, and some have done just 2,000. Hence the big range in prices.

Or the Nissan GTR R34 V-Spec II. Sounds like a very specific model. $61,300 in July 2016, and $200,000 in July 2017.  Today there are none for sale.  But plenty of R35s, but I guess their improvement in value wasn’t as impressive.

Clearly he has cherry-picked models that happened to have a randomly higher value when he looked. The only true way to determine if this is good investment is to track the prices of individual cars.

 

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Smart people like me, once the phone is paid off, switch to a prepaid plan. Mine is only $30/month and there’s enough data for me. I could go cheaper with a different phone company, but the only reception I get in Creswick is Telstra.

Telstra would clearly make more money from people who just stay on the same plan after 2 years, and I figure prepaid has the lowest profit margin for them. So it is in Telstra’s best interest to make prepaid a bad experience:

  1. Stupid data alerts – Telstra gives me data and then bonus data. When the bonus data runs out I get a text. I still have heaps of regular data, so I guess they are just trying to scare me into changing my plan.
  2. Frustrating billing – I’ve set up recurring payments a few times now, and I’m not stupid and certainly not stupid with Internet stuff. Still, I screw it up every time! When you enter your credit card you’d expect a tick box for “please recharge every month”. No, there is an un-obvious box to save details that is off by default. You need to check this box, and then a month later, remember to set up recurring billing. They want you to fail.
  3. 28 day plans. Yet you can only set up recurring billing on the same day each month. If you spend a hour on their site and give up and then contact their support department, you learn that if you have recurring billing the plan lasts for a whole month, not 28 days. Why on Earth would you say 28 days instead of monthly??
  4. Double charges. This has happen more than once, and as I have said, I’m not stupid. I pay for a month, and then set up recurring billing for that day each month. Telstra happily takes my $30, and then recharges me the same day. It doesn’t take sophisticated software to determine it should wait until next month. There could be an option that asks when I want the recurring billing to start. Magazine subscriptions have no problem with this. And the ease of getting a refund suggests to me that this is the #1 issue their support staff get.

I think it is impossible for the bosses to not know about these issues. They must be deliberate. I’ll love to see a memo to that effect get published. C’mon whistleblowers!

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Many things that we accept as belonging to a particular culture are imported.

Italy didn’t used to have tomatoes
Arabic numerals are actually Indian
India didn’t use to have chillis
England didn’t used to have curries
American hamburgers are from… Hamburg

I could go on. Such a show would be interesting and spark lively debate, but also it is a reminder of how everything is in flux, including culture and history.

 

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I think most people will acknowledge that living in the country is better for your soul, while the city has lots of more material attractions.

We are programmed to love babies. Human babies of course, but baby animals as well, and even seedlings for someone like me.

Cities lack baby animals. Where I have been living in recent years, I looked forward to spring. Because ducklings. They put a smile on my face and kept the universe real and general, not just about my own bullshit. For the world to be a better place (actually, no, the world is cool already, I mean for people to be better people), we just need to be around babies more. Any sort of babies. Even sea monkeys.

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There are actually two types of cooking, and I figure they should have their own names.

The first is something I can do reasonably competently – put a bunch of ingredients in a slow cooker, and turn it on. Or put some meat and veggies in the oven and roast them. This should be called “I slow cooked” or “I roasted”, not “I cooked”.

The second is where you are actually attending and interacting – turning, stirring, flipping. How you act and react will have a major effect on the results. That’s actual cooking.

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