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Dear One Nation voters, One Nation is a conduit for soon-to-be independent whack-jobs. After 20 years of not spotting that, I guess you can’t be helped. You are to blame for “Senator” Anning, and in some way to blame for Christchurch. Not your individual views, but your collective vote.
 
Anning promoted a “nazi” event in Melbourne. The media and do-gooders stupidly gave it prominence. Ch’Ch happened soon after.
 
Solutions:
1. Don’t let unelected people have political power. Anning became a senator with 19 votes. I love proportional representation, but it must be combined with actual voting for the person who gets the position. Otherwise, it never works well.
2. Don’t give media attention to “nazi” dickheads.

I was there. I was more there than pretty much anyone. There were 30-50 “nazis” having their little meeting. It was meek, stupid, and the people who turned up were clearly not the brightest. The organisers are off the ilk that feel they are very smart (compared to their followers they are) but mistaken when comparing themselves to actual smart people. They cleverly repeated that they weren’t “nazis”, they were just concerned about safety in the community. They alleged that the media were keeping the truth from them, even though it was only through sensationalist media that they even heard about “african gangs”. Laughable.

Meanwhile many hundreds of do-gooders, primary Greens and uni students, were taking the opportunity to promote what good human beings they are, oblivious to the fact that they were causing this humble, pathetic gathering to appear on the front page news, therefore emboldening the more extreme right-wingers out there.

I can’t blame the police, who also numbered in the hundreds, including riot squads and mounted officers. They were textbook perfect in keeping the opposing groups apart. And it was intense, with opposing groups sometimes running to take up new positions.
The do-gooders were the only ones chanting, the only ones inciting… Yes, there were around 3 idiots (and I mean that technically) that though it funny to act like real Nazis, saluting etc. It was more John Cleese than heart-felt. The passion of the do-gooders massively outweighed the passion of the “nazis”. 50 to 1.
How do I know this? I sat close enough to the “nazis” to hear their mild and cautious speeches, without being close enough to be part of them. I was roughly 8-10 metres away. None of the “do-gooders” heard a word of what they were protesting against. Like I said, it was mild in words, but with a few catch-phrases to get some cheers from those wearing a hoodie over a cap. Me, and 2-3 others, were the only ones who got the full picture.
If the do-gooders never turned up, the police would’ve stayed home, and the event would have had zero media coverage. The media coverage may have had some effect on the events in Christchurch.
3. Again, media: don’t mention such events. You have collectively decided not to publicise suicide, because of the known copy-cat effect. So don’t mention “nazi” rallies. It helps nobody. I didn’t think it would lead to a massacre, but I did fear it wouldn’t help…
Note: I say “nazis” out of respect. The people who are acting like “nazis” say that isn’t what they are. The original “nazis” didn’t pretend otherwise. Also: don’t want to be sued.
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20 years ago I was a tram conductor, and my days/nights consisted of Russian literature, vodka in my water bottle, and helping people with their journey.

One day, like an epiphany, I looked slowly and carefully at everyone on the tram, and I knew their sadness.  And I knew that everyone has sadness.

Parallel with that I developed a fear that someone would get run over when leaving the tram – there were many close calls. Ever since then a good portion of my subconsciousness has willed car accidents not to happen…

Much more recently, maybe 5 years ago, I understood something new. There is nobody in this world I don’t like. Some people just take more time than others. There have been people I disliked immensely that I ended up liking.

Loving is a more proper word. Now the timeline between not getting, and getting someone, is diminishing. I fully expect that before long I will have a loving understanding of people, their good and bad, their happy and sad, when I first meet them. That’s the trajectory.

Marvellous. Lovely. Except I don’t know what to do with it. Become that guy on Oprah that hugged everyone? Start a cult?

I’m guessing the answer is to see humans just like animals and landscapes. To afford them that level of beauty and worthiness.

I wish I was an artist.

 

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A long, long time ago I created two social movements, one that grew from just me to 100K members in Australia (ecology), and a little doomsday movement that reportedly gave 8% of the planet anxiety – for a good reason says I.

This is #3. I have ideas every day but I think I can make this one happen.

Male receptionists.

Following Women’s Day 2019 there has been a lot of chatter surrounding pay equity, more than ever before, I sense. And the solution is to get women into higher paying roles, and of course end gender bias.

But there is another way – get men into lower paying jobs. For true equity, this must be considered. ScoMo, bless his uselessness, tried to articulate this and fell heavily. Idiot.

  • Receptionists are paid a relatively low wage
  • The skills cannot be gender-assigned as easily as childcare due to “nurturing”. But yeah, there is an aspect (Mum getting you ready for school)
  • Clearly attractiveness is often a factor
  • Receptionists often have subsidiary duties (like cleaning up the kitchen and making coffees)

Debate this: why aren’t men working as receptionists? It seems like an easy job. The pay is low, but isn’t terrible….

Women are chosen based on looks to provide a nicer experience for the presumably important male person arriving.

(If only 60% of important visitors are men, this still makes sense).

I’ve lived in small towns, small offices, big corporations, the whole range. As importance rises, for the receptionist role, so does looks. This also happens in retail. Go to Chapel Street or Myer. I’m generalising….

ULTIMATELY

  • There is no reason for a receptionist to be female, in an equal world
  • Most people would baulk at a fat, old, male receptionist. Like it it not.
  • Even if they were better skilled at the role!
  • Solve this one thing, and everything else falls into place

*businesses can achieve gender pay equity without paying more in wages!

Full disclosure, my first ever job had a receptionist component to it. But I was a teen dweeb and the others serving that role were attractive middle-aged mums. It felt like no contest. Society made that dichotomy.

 

 

 

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Most male sports have their fair share of bad sorts. They cheat, beat their wives, get drunk, take drugs and so on.

They get kicked off one team, another team sees a bargain, and they free themselves of him as well.

I figure in any league there are enough of these misfits to form a team. That’s right, a whole team of baddies.

But wait, it is a good thing. It’s like a rehab centre, with dedicated expert staff. And a sense of belonging. And typically they are also madly talented. And the misfits of society will root for them.

It is a beautiful story waiting to happen 🙂

Oh, if you get kicked out of the rehab team for ill-discipline, you can’t be in the sport again in any capacity.

 

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One in six of all on-screen BBC roles must go to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender or disabled people by 2020, the corporation’s new diversity targets state.

In a bid to deter criticism that it has been failing to reflect its audience, the BBC has pledged that LGBT and disabled people will each make up eight per cent of all on-air and on-screen roles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555044/BBC-says-one-six-stars-gay-lesbian-disabled-2020.html

So imagine if James Bond movies don’t get watched much by black lesbians in wheelchairs. Is the solution having a wheelchair-bound black lesbian playing the iconic role? Well, yes, the people who identify with the portrayal of the character will be more likely to watch it. And the middle-aged white male will be less likely. So then we need to fix that and get a James Bond who wears tracksuits and drinks lager… And so it goes.

It can never be fixed, because people want to identify with who they see in a starring role, and that means the most common type of person. Quotes lead to token characters (hey, South Park).  I’ve seen so many white cops have black superiors that I fully expect that to the the reality in America, and of course it isn’t.

At BBC, show creators will draw straws and some will have to compromise their vision by including characters that fulfil the quota. Meanwhile the entertainment industry is doing just fine without quotas. The Walking Dead has lesbians, gays, blacks, asians, and a guy without a leg. Game of Thrones has lesbians, gays, eunuchs, blacks, asians and perverts. Louis CK’s show has a man who wanks in front of women. We are already there!

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My considered opinion – getting plenty of regular sunshine (30 mins per day seems reasonable to me) without any protection is optimal for cardiovascular health. Maintaining some degree of a tan indicates you are getting enough. Tanned people are less likely to get melanoma, and people who get plenty of sunlight get less cardiovascular disease. The trick is simple – pay attention and don’t get sunburnt. Even if you do get burnt, the risks of melanoma seem to be easily outweighed by the benefits of lower blood pressure.

There is a reason why we call it a “healthy tan”.


People with low levels of vitamin D in their blood have significantly higher rates of virtually every disease and disorder you can think of: cancer, diabetes, obesity, osteoporosis, heart attack, stroke, depression, cognitive impairment, autoimmune conditions, and more. 

People with plenty of Vitamin D in their system are healthier. And we don’t get that from food, but from sunshine directly onto the skin.

Yet numerous studies have shown that Vitamin D supplements have no health benefits. So if Vitamin D is just an indicator for something else we need the Sun for, what is the other thing?

Turns out it is nitric oxide, a molecule produced in the body that dilates blood vessels and lowers blood pressure… the skin uses sunlight to make nitric oxide.

So get out there in the sunshine, because sunshine lowers blood pressure! But…

Wouldn’t all those rays  also raise rates of skin cancer? Yes, but skin cancer kills surprisingly few people: less than 3 per 100,000 in the U.S. each year. For every person who dies of skin cancer, more than 100 die from cardiovascular diseases.

Also:

outdoor workers have half the melanoma rate of indoor workers. Tanned people have lower rates in general. “The risk factor for melanoma appears to be intermittent sunshine and sunburn, especially when you’re young,” says Weller. “But there’s evidence that long-term sun exposure associates with less melanoma.”

Source: Outside

The Cancer Council of Australia says that most people maintain adequate vitamin D levels just by spending a few minutes outdoors on most days of the week. Yet in their Position Statement they admit Vitamin D forms in the skin as a result of exposure to the UVB wavelengths in sunlight, but there is limited evidence available on the amount of UVB required to maintain adequate vitamin D levels. 

And reiterate what I have shared above:

It should be noted that the benefits of sun exposure may extend beyond the production of vitamin D. Other possible beneficial effects of sun exposure that may not be related to vitamin D include reduction in blood pressure, suppression of autoimmune disease and improvements in mood.

In Australia each year there are 40,000 deaths due to cardiovascular disease, and it is impossible to know how many could be avoided with adequate sun exposure. And 1,500 deaths from melanoma, which is almost totally attributable to sun exposure.

 

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Patents aren’t cheap. Filing is reasonably affordable, but getting the application written in the weird and unique way required costs money.

In my experience, something that can be described on the back of an envelope, or napkin, will cost $5K-$10K to the patent in America.

Perfect for crowdfunding:

  • Often inventors can’t afford the costs
  • Spread the risk
  • Inventor gets 51%, pays nothing
  • Supporters pay say $200 each for 1%
  • Every supporter has an incentive to promote the idea

 

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This is a bit naughty, a super-hero squad idea that mashes 2 major trends in filmed entertainment of recent times – super heroes and autistic folk.

I figure it could be pitched at Seth Rogen, as it could be slotted in alongside Preacher.

A group of high functioning  autistic pre-teen kids go on a charity trip to China.

When visiting a Panda Zoo they get exposed to a chemical designed to get the pandas to have sex more often.

When they become teens the kids each discover that when they get sexually aroused they have a super power. All the powers are variations on the same theme – heightened senses. Each kid tends to have a more heightened sense, such as sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste and psychic. Possibly they are each trained to focus on one more than others?

Initially to use their powers, they need to arouse themselves to trigger it. With time they can just think of an image or situation from their wank bank.
Sex becomes a tricky proposition, as they become highly sensitised, and distracted.

They are all over the USA, but slowly find each other and become Panda Squad. They have a variety of cultural backgrounds. And, yeah, they are autistic. Take clues from Atypical

US soldiers used for enhanced muscle experiments

One African American soldier escapes. Lives off-grid semi-homeless. Donates to sperm bank for cash

Kids inherit DNA. Muscular strength.

All kids same teen age. All are siblings as in Luke and Leia. They are all black or part-black. This could be exaggerated a little for social commentary.

Some hide it / Some are sports stars / Some are criminals

Call themselves Strong Bros before a sister arrives.

Yes very similar to Orphan Black. But less complicated!

The stories revolve around being a minority or differently abled. As teens. And having to team up with people just like you. When you want to be a loner.
And the two very different teams working together.
And rage, anger, love, and a focus on what the outliers of society get up to.

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All Australian banks are suffering a lack of fans after the Royal Commission shows them to all be heartless and money-grabbing.

The Commonwealth Bank of Australia makes $9 billion profit each year.

A single initiative by one bank could reap massive profits.

  1. Get a new CEO. Preferably a non-white and/or woman
  2. Fire a few top execs
  3. Announce that they will not support certain industries like coal/uranium mining, tobacco or old-growth forest logging
  4. Dedicate 5% of profits to communities and charities

The 5% of profits is roughly $10 million per week. That is a huge amount of money.

5. Run TV ads every week telling where the $10 million was given

I guarantee that their profits will rise enough to cover the giving within a couple of years.

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So there were books called Choose Your Own Adventure, where you made plot choices, and each choice took you to a different page in the book, a different journey, and potentially a different ending.

My friend and I made this out of the love of the idea and for no other reason (perhaps it was for my writing class?). Well, there was never a commercial intent, and we hosted it on Geocities.

I coded it by hand – not particularly difficult, but also beyond most people.

Our idea was to have more wrong endings than regular scenes, and make those ending as gruesome and inventive as we could. It felt awesome creating something with someone on the same page.

I think the look pretty much sums up the era.

And I was an Open Directory editor who just happened to list all the online Choose Your Own Adventure games…

And so at least one person found it and liked it enough to make a fan video or two…

It’s kinda fun not remembering the complicated flowcharts, and playing it like someone new to it…

Anyway, feel free to play, for remarkably it still exists. Note to self, copy it, keep it.

http://www.oocities.org/thetropics/paradise/2213/starttheadventure.htm

Actually, there’s a scene with a sliding device that sends you to a parallel universe and I can’t help but think it inspired Rick and Morty 😉

 

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