8 Lives Down, One Left
So now there have been 8 instances where if things had turned out slightly different, I wouldn’t be here any more:
Fractured skull from a London taxi
Fell down a steep snow slope with rocks at the bottom
Kidnapped by a psychopath
Robbed at knifepoint in Times Square
Mad 1st wife slept with big knives under her pillow
Wrote off a car
Wrote off another car
Last week’s head damage mishap
(of course I’m not an actual cat)