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Lesson For Teenagers Who Wish To Be Billionaires

Shortly after the 19-year-old Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook from his Harvard dorm room, he allegedly had this IM convo with a friend:

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard

Zuck: Just ask.

Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS

[Redacted Friend’s Name]: What? How’d you manage that one?

Zuck: People just submitted it.

Zuck: I don’t know why.

Zuck: They “trust me”

Zuck: Dumb fucks.

In this day and age, everything is recorded. Be a perfect citizen always!