The Private Quotient
We have IQ and EQ, so here’s a new one.
Assign people a score/value/symbol/whatever based on what they do when they are alone.
For example, some people are good at juggling, so clearly they have done a lot of juggling in their bedroom, perfecting it.
I presume some people practise pouting in the mirror.
Masturbation, of course, has to be in the mix.
Do people watch TV or work on their novel?
Do they have personal habits in private but not in public, like picking their nose?
Do they drink alone?
Are they messy or a clean freak?
So they talk to themselves? Sing in the shower? Meditate?
Do they sleep well?
I’m actually serious. The only way is to install cameras and give the patient months or something to forget they are there.
Research grants welcomed.