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A Bold Plan for Bank Profits

All Australian banks are suffering a lack of fans after the Royal Commission shows them to all be heartless and money-grabbing.

The Commonwealth Bank of Australia makes $9 billion profit each year.

A single initiative by one bank could reap massive profits.

  1. Get a new CEO. Preferably a non-white and/or woman
  2. Fire a few top execs
  3. Announce that they will not support certain industries like coal/uranium mining, tobacco or old-growth forest logging
  4. Dedicate 5% of profits to communities and charities

The 5% of profits is roughly $10 million per week. That is a huge amount of money.

5. Run TV ads every week telling where the $10 million was given

I guarantee that their profits will rise enough to cover the giving within a couple of years.

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