Can of Special Brew

Even as a youngster I never spilled a drop while sleeping

Yes, adulterated...

In my thirties I finally had a haircut. This 7am at a train station, too tired to smile

I can't smile on demand - someone must've said something that amused me

Hawaii, nudist beach

Rob Skelton completely naked (although behind something)

Perhaps the Espy...

Yeah, I need specs and I love playing pool

Loch Ness

And I love whisky!

This is 2003 climbing a glacier in NZ. Not my favorite pic, but probably the most accurate...