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Most male sports have their fair share of bad sorts. They cheat, beat their wives, get drunk, take drugs and so on.

They get kicked off one team, another team sees a bargain, and they free themselves of him as well.

I figure in any league there are enough of these misfits to form a team. That’s right, a whole team of baddies.

But wait, it is a good thing. It’s like a rehab centre, with dedicated expert staff. And a sense of belonging. And typically they are also madly talented. And the misfits of society will root for them.

It is a beautiful story waiting to happen 🙂

Oh, if you get kicked out of the rehab team for ill-discipline, you can’t be in the sport again in any capacity.

 

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One in six of all on-screen BBC roles must go to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender or disabled people by 2020, the corporation’s new diversity targets state.

In a bid to deter criticism that it has been failing to reflect its audience, the BBC has pledged that LGBT and disabled people will each make up eight per cent of all on-air and on-screen roles.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555044/BBC-says-one-six-stars-gay-lesbian-disabled-2020.html

So imagine if James Bond movies don’t get watched much by black lesbians in wheelchairs. Is the solution having a wheelchair-bound black lesbian playing the iconic role? Well, yes, the people who identify with the portrayal of the character will be more likely to watch it. And the middle-aged white male will be less likely. So then we need to fix that and get a James Bond who wears tracksuits and drinks lager… And so it goes.

It can never be fixed, because people want to identify with who they see in a starring role, and that means the most common type of person. Quotes lead to token characters (hey, South Park).  I’ve seen so many white cops have black superiors that I fully expect that to the the reality in America, and of course it isn’t.

At BBC, show creators will draw straws and some will have to compromise their vision by including characters that fulfil the quota. Meanwhile the entertainment industry is doing just fine without quotas. The Walking Dead has lesbians, gays, blacks, asians, and a guy without a leg. Game of Thrones has lesbians, gays, eunuchs, blacks, asians and perverts. Louis CK’s show has a man who wanks in front of women. We are already there!

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My considered opinion – getting plenty of regular sunshine (30 mins per day seems reasonable to me) without any protection is optimal for cardiovascular health. Maintaining some degree of a tan indicates you are getting enough. Tanned people are less likely to get melanoma, and people who get plenty of sunlight get less cardiovascular disease. The trick is simple – pay attention and don’t get sunburnt. Even if you do get burnt, the risks of melanoma seem to be easily outweighed by the benefits of lower blood pressure.

There is a reason why we call it a “healthy tan”.


People with low levels of vitamin D in their blood have significantly higher rates of virtually every disease and disorder you can think of: cancer, diabetes, obesity, osteoporosis, heart attack, stroke, depression, cognitive impairment, autoimmune conditions, and more. 

People with plenty of Vitamin D in their system are healthier. And we don’t get that from food, but from sunshine directly onto the skin.

Yet numerous studies have shown that Vitamin D supplements have no health benefits. So if Vitamin D is just an indicator for something else we need the Sun for, what is the other thing?

Turns out it is nitric oxide, a molecule produced in the body that dilates blood vessels and lowers blood pressure… the skin uses sunlight to make nitric oxide.

So get out there in the sunshine, because sunshine lowers blood pressure! But…

Wouldn’t all those rays  also raise rates of skin cancer? Yes, but skin cancer kills surprisingly few people: less than 3 per 100,000 in the U.S. each year. For every person who dies of skin cancer, more than 100 die from cardiovascular diseases.

Also:

outdoor workers have half the melanoma rate of indoor workers. Tanned people have lower rates in general. “The risk factor for melanoma appears to be intermittent sunshine and sunburn, especially when you’re young,” says Weller. “But there’s evidence that long-term sun exposure associates with less melanoma.”

Source: Outside

The Cancer Council of Australia says that most people maintain adequate vitamin D levels just by spending a few minutes outdoors on most days of the week. Yet in their Position Statement they admit Vitamin D forms in the skin as a result of exposure to the UVB wavelengths in sunlight, but there is limited evidence available on the amount of UVB required to maintain adequate vitamin D levels. 

And reiterate what I have shared above:

It should be noted that the benefits of sun exposure may extend beyond the production of vitamin D. Other possible beneficial effects of sun exposure that may not be related to vitamin D include reduction in blood pressure, suppression of autoimmune disease and improvements in mood.

In Australia each year there are 40,000 deaths due to cardiovascular disease, and it is impossible to know how many could be avoided with adequate sun exposure. And 1,500 deaths from melanoma, which is almost totally attributable to sun exposure.

 

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Patents aren’t cheap. Filing is reasonably affordable, but getting the application written in the weird and unique way required costs money.

In my experience, something that can be described on the back of an envelope, or napkin, will cost $5K-$10K to the patent in America.

Perfect for crowdfunding:

  • Often inventors can’t afford the costs
  • Spread the risk
  • Inventor gets 51%, pays nothing
  • Supporters pay say $200 each for 1%
  • Every supporter has an incentive to promote the idea

 

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This is a bit naughty, a super-hero squad idea that mashes 2 major trends in filmed entertainment of recent times – super heroes and autistic folk.

I figure it could be pitched at Seth Rogen, as it could be slotted in alongside Preacher.

A group of high functioning  autistic pre-teen kids go on a charity trip to China.

When visiting a Panda Zoo they get exposed to a chemical designed to get the pandas to have sex more often.

When they become teens the kids each discover that when they get sexually aroused they have a super power. All the powers are variations on the same theme – heightened senses. Each kid tends to have a more heightened sense, such as sight, hearing, touch, smell, taste and psychic. Possibly they are each trained to focus on one more than others?

Initially to use their powers, they need to arouse themselves to trigger it. With time they can just think of an image or situation from their wank bank.
Sex becomes a tricky proposition, as they become highly sensitised, and distracted.

They are all over the USA, but slowly find each other and become Panda Squad. They have a variety of cultural backgrounds. And, yeah, they are autistic. Take clues from Atypical

US soldiers used for enhanced muscle experiments

One African American soldier escapes. Lives off-grid semi-homeless. Donates to sperm bank for cash

Kids inherit DNA. Muscular strength.

All kids same teen age. All are siblings as in Luke and Leia. They are all black or part-black. This could be exaggerated a little for social commentary.

Some hide it / Some are sports stars / Some are criminals

Call themselves Strong Bros before a sister arrives.

Yes very similar to Orphan Black. But less complicated!

The stories revolve around being a minority or differently abled. As teens. And having to team up with people just like you. When you want to be a loner.
And the two very different teams working together.
And rage, anger, love, and a focus on what the outliers of society get up to.

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All Australian banks are suffering a lack of fans after the Royal Commission shows them to all be heartless and money-grabbing.

The Commonwealth Bank of Australia makes $9 billion profit each year.

A single initiative by one bank could reap massive profits.

  1. Get a new CEO. Preferably a non-white and/or woman
  2. Fire a few top execs
  3. Announce that they will not support certain industries like coal/uranium mining, tobacco or old-growth forest logging
  4. Dedicate 5% of profits to communities and charities

The 5% of profits is roughly $10 million per week. That is a huge amount of money.

5. Run TV ads every week telling where the $10 million was given

I guarantee that their profits will rise enough to cover the giving within a couple of years.

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So there were books called Choose Your Own Adventure, where you made plot choices, and each choice took you to a different page in the book, a different journey, and potentially a different ending.

My friend and I made this out of the love of the idea and for no other reason (perhaps it was for my writing class?). Well, there was never a commercial intent, and we hosted it on Geocities.

I coded it by hand – not particularly difficult, but also beyond most people.

Our idea was to have more wrong endings than regular scenes, and make those ending as gruesome and inventive as we could. It felt awesome creating something with someone on the same page.

I think the look pretty much sums up the era.

And I was an Open Directory editor who just happened to list all the online Choose Your Own Adventure games…

And so at least one person found it and liked it enough to make a fan video or two…

It’s kinda fun not remembering the complicated flowcharts, and playing it like someone new to it…

Anyway, feel free to play, for remarkably it still exists. Note to self, copy it, keep it.

http://www.oocities.org/thetropics/paradise/2213/starttheadventure.htm

Actually, there’s a scene with a sliding device that sends you to a parallel universe and I can’t help but think it inspired Rick and Morty 😉

 

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Misgendering is calling someone who changed from a male to a female, “he” – and vice versa.

The fear of upsetting transgender folk is real, and Google has just announced it has removed gender identifying words from their predictive text in Gmail.

Next will be smart assistants like Alexa – they will say they and them instead of he or she.

As we talk to machines more and more, and as the fear of misgendering arises, our language will quickly evolve away from gender-specific terms.

 

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In my Wellington days, I was young and screwed up via Aspergers, but I was young and adventurous also. Drunk, daring. I was staying in a backpackers, broke, working as a dishwasher. I applied to a TV game show – no idea how that was done pre-internet – and was successful. It was called “Face The Music”or something like that.

I drank a bottle of vodka on the train there (maybe just half, but it was all relative to my tolerance at the time), then some wine in the Green Room, and proceeded to be completely hopeless as it revolved around Top 40 music I had never heard of. Out of pure frustration I pushed the buzzer without knowing the answer, just to participate once, and went “yeah, nah”. That might of been the first utterance of that, I’m suddenly thinking.

Anyway, a bit of a disaster, entertained the hostel folks, and that was that.

Except!

An ex who I had unsuccessfully failed to locate for many years, happened to watch that episode, having never watched that show before. She had my parents details, and made contact. We met up. Nothing eventuated but I am still amazed at how she chose to watch that show when I was on it.

Not to forget the woman I met who I used to purposefully watch deliver mail in a bikini top (when I was a teen) every morning, and someone who lived in a house I knew so well I could describe every room perfectly. Both got creeped out…

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Back in the day, in NZ, I had a special friend, a young German woman who shared my love of rock’n’roll, Herman Hesse and getting stoned. We spent a lot of days together, always a mix of fun and philosophy and I was in love to some degree.

However, by night she was mostly with her boyfriend, a Satanist drummer in a very popular band. The few times he and I crossed paths there was this eerie white cloak / black cloak stand-off (we weren’t wearing cloaks, but he did often perform nude).

Fast forward quite a few months, she was in Sydney and I was passing through, hitchhiking 1000 kilometres to a wedding. The receptionist at her backpacker hostel said she was working at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, and didn’t know when she would be back.

I wandered around downtown Sydney, meditating with intent, guide her to me. And then we bumped into each other. I made it happen.

I know magic works.

It is hard (yep, even for me) to calculate the odds of bumping into someone you know, given that through backpacking I got to know a whole heap of people, and they are prone to wander, and I am out and about a lot, and lots of them are Aussies, and that’s where I am now… But it feels higher than chance, the bumping-intos.

Once, wandering through Melbourne I took a path I had never taken before, bumped into an old friend, and we dated for a year because of that.

I know magic works.

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