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Obviously drink-driving is stupid. But if you do it, and you see a booze bus on the horizon, do what footy player Ben Cousins did.... pull over, park illegally, and run!

All he got was a $100 parking fine - a much better result than blowing over .05 in blood/alcohol

(If you are really drunk, you won't remember this, and you won't notice the bus quick enough)